My sister keeps emailing me pictures of vomit-inducing seventies food. Like this one:

Although this is not so much vomit-inducing, as actual vomit encased in aspic. Is this what our parents got up to before we were born?

Sandwichmaking

Should you make your lunch sarnies the night before or in the morning?

Night before: Risk of forgetting them, they go a bit soggy
Morning: Risk of missing the train.

And don't even think of suggesting getting up earlier. That is not up for discussion.