Always wear a cycle helmet

ok, ok, so not in the shower, or at the cinema, or round at your mum's house. But when on your bicycle it is highly recommended.

Glenn came off his bike today. For once, he was wearing his cycle helmet. This is a recent development for him, only brought about by one of his workmates seeing someone knocked down and killed the other day.

Sadly, it was not Glenn's well-cushioned noggin that hit the deck (but don't take that as justification not to wear one).

So he's now at home on the sofa with a broken collar bone and a bloodstream full of legally prescribed narcotics. I would laugh at his plight, but I'm going through a busy spell of work and am worried about how my laundry will ever get done now the washing fairy only has one arm?