Big bruise

At the risk of this turning into an unending blog of injuries, I have to tell you about GB's impressive new bruise.

He was delivering some personal safety training the other day to a group of enthusiastic people armed with riot batons. He was all kitted up in a "Mr Fist" suit (like that elegant gentleman in the picture) so the students could wallop him in the approved manner. Unfortunately, Mr Fist's padded butt slipped a bit and GB took a baton to the back of the thigh.

I would show you a picture of said bruise, but it is a bit close to the... er... cheekly area around the posterial zones so the image may prove traumatic to those of a sensitive disposition. So you will just have to take my word for it when I say that it is the most beautiful shade of maroon, with two yellow stripes across it.

By the way, in looking up the picture of the Fist suit, I discover that the manufacturers also sell...

• Knife fighting training videos
• Gun holsters and arrow quivers
• General leather goods
• Pool cue cases

Interesting assortment, eh?