Quick post
A quick post just to say:
(i) lordy! How early am I in the office today??!! I am at my desk and it is only 6am
(ii) two articles in the paper caught my eye this morning:
(ii) (a) the first was about a bull mastiff that eats its owner's knickers. Yawn. So what? Everyone's got a pant-eating dog. Mine ate boots, filofaxes and whole frozen pheasants too, but you don't see me making a fuss in the papers, do you?
(ii) (b) secondly: apparently people fail to learn how to use "almost half" of the features of their fancy pieces of technology like mobile phones etc. Almost half?? I reckon my phone has a secret life of its own in which it controls spy satellites, detects bombs, zaps baddies and irradiates bunkers out of sheer frustration since I can only operate about 0.03% of its functionality.
(i) lordy! How early am I in the office today??!! I am at my desk and it is only 6am
(ii) two articles in the paper caught my eye this morning:
(ii) (a) the first was about a bull mastiff that eats its owner's knickers. Yawn. So what? Everyone's got a pant-eating dog. Mine ate boots, filofaxes and whole frozen pheasants too, but you don't see me making a fuss in the papers, do you?
(ii) (b) secondly: apparently people fail to learn how to use "almost half" of the features of their fancy pieces of technology like mobile phones etc. Almost half?? I reckon my phone has a secret life of its own in which it controls spy satellites, detects bombs, zaps baddies and irradiates bunkers out of sheer frustration since I can only operate about 0.03% of its functionality.
posted by OboeJane at 5:19 am
2 Comments:
oh definitely. I use my phone to make calls and send the odd text. Finito. Half the time I don't even do that because I forget to charge the damn thing up.
Not even sure you do the calling bit, either, to be honest.
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