Picture this.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

Tomorrow I'm having my formal work photos done for inclusion in presentations etc. I can't imagine a more painful way of spending 20 mins than gurning away in sub-zero temperatures out in the courtyard. From what I can tell from other victims, the key looks to master include:

• "I command respect - but am still approachable"
• "What an interesting point you've made"
• Ms Integrity
• "What's that over there?"
• Ice Queen
• "I'm everso earnest"

The famous "who has my pants?" look has been discredited recently, so we are discouraged from adopting this.