Strange career advice

Not sure who left the comment on my last post (anyone?) but I am perplexed as to how they think appearing in a porn mag perused by the boss could possibly be fast-track to career advancement...?

Admittedly, if they wanted to sack you for a sideline in boob-flashing it would be tricky.

"It has come to my attention..."

You mean you were flicking through a porn mag, boss? How interesting.