Interesting chat up technique
Him: Are you Canadian?
Me [surprised, looking at clothing for stray maple leaves]: Erm, no.
Him: Oh. I'm Alex, I'm from Portugal
Me: Hi Alex, nice to meet you
Him: Are you straight or gay?
Me: Um... straight
Him: I'm bisexual
Me: Ok. I'm not out on the pull tonight, though, just so you know
Him: Oh. Ok. Do you do drugs?
Me [surprised, looking at clothing for stray maple leaves]: Erm, no.
Him: Oh. I'm Alex, I'm from Portugal
Me: Hi Alex, nice to meet you
Him: Are you straight or gay?
Me: Um... straight
Him: I'm bisexual
Me: Ok. I'm not out on the pull tonight, though, just so you know
Him: Oh. Ok. Do you do drugs?
2 Comments:
Look Love - at least you're getting chatted up!!!I would love to be chatted up by anyone - anyone at all. Gay, straight, bi, blind..... anyone at all!!! It's been years!!!!
I'm thinking he was only after the drugs, really. Maybe "are you canadian?" is code for "have you got any coke?" in those kind of circles...
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