Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Interesting chat up technique

Him: Are you Canadian?
Me [surprised, looking at clothing for stray maple leaves]: Erm, no.
Him: Oh. I'm Alex, I'm from Portugal
Me: Hi Alex, nice to meet you
Him: Are you straight or gay?
Me: Um... straight
Him: I'm bisexual
Me: Ok. I'm not out on the pull tonight, though, just so you know
Him: Oh. Ok. Do you do drugs?

2 Comments:

Blogger The Author said...

Look Love - at least you're getting chatted up!!!I would love to be chatted up by anyone - anyone at all. Gay, straight, bi, blind..... anyone at all!!! It's been years!!!!

6:00 am  
Blogger OboeJane said...

I'm thinking he was only after the drugs, really. Maybe "are you canadian?" is code for "have you got any coke?" in those kind of circles...

6:17 pm  

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