Whining and dining

Saw an odd man on Doncaster station yesterday evening. He was dressed in identikit businessman fashion (pinstripe suit, leather briefcase, waterproof jacket), but kept walking past other people on the platform and peering at them very closely.

And then I got on the train and had a half bottle of wine with dinner to dispell this unnerving experience.

Am deeply troubled about the proposal to ban alcohol on trains. Perhaps they could ban certain traveller/alcohol combinations:

• hooded top/diamond white
• school uniform/vodka straight from the bottle
• football shirt/anything at all

and allow the nice girl in suit/bottle of wine combo to go unmolested...?