The tragedy of office life

Sent by the Director who sits at the next desk to me, to our office manager:

Hi Raj
In the style of Jim'll Fix-It:
Please Jim, can you fix it for me to replace my antique printer with one like George has?
Points to note are:
1)Those sitting near me could benefit from this too (i.e. Nick, Jane, Amit etc).
2) We don't know how George managed to get such special treatment..... am suspicious about how he manages these things.....
3) We could be so much more productive if we could print quicker
4) Not to mention better motivated - it gives us a constant topic to moan about at the moment
5) Please......
Many thanks, Julia

Bear in that a Director's charge-out rate is £441 per hour, and she put in a 20 hour day on Monday. You'd think they could buy the poor girl a decent printer.