Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Midnight feast

GB got in just before me last night (although he'd been on the beer, whereas I'd been finalising a report)

He made bangers and mash for a midnight feast. I have to say, it was a pretty convincing effort, given the amount of ale he'd consumed.

The measure of the ale quota - a completely accurate test which ought to be adopted by the Met instead of their funny blow bag things - is to get him to articulate the word "Custody".

...cushteddy...
...cashtoddy...
...cushtardy...
...cuh-oh bog off

1 Comments:

Blogger Rach said...

Ah, you see for me it has to be the 'shiny eyelids test' A more accurate measure of the amount of beer consumed by Nick has yet to be invented.

12:14 pm  

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